neilberliner
I’m the lightest I’ve been in a year… 154 down from 177. To the comedy world, I’ve always been a lightweight!
My punch lines use the element of surprise. Like, “Surprise, Neil! Nobody’s laughing!”
While I play my guitar, the AUDIENCE gently weeps!
I want TV commercials that use real actors, not people.
Jobs…
I’m so bored, I’m hoping that Jehovah’s Witnesses knock on my door so we can discuss their pamphlets.
I suffer from “A fib”. In layman’s terms, I told a lie.
I stole one of your jokes. Petty larceny.
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