Neil’s Jokes
So I know some guy who doesn’t have a podcast. No, really; I’m serious.
I’m gonna name my new comedy album, “My Balls”. So I can say “My Balls” drops soon. Pick up “My Balls” everywhere!
Twenty years ago my goal was to visit every MLB ballpark. Now my goal is to try every acid reflux medication.
I’m in a band. The Beatless.
To avoid skin cancer, I use SPF 3194. (That’s my address. I stay in the house.)
I’ve done stand up in three states: depressed, very depressed, and New Jersey.
How come when I front money for a project they call me a backer?
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The Comedy Cures Foundation
November 17 is World Philosophy Day! “Does it exist?”
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November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day! “Unidentified Rotting Object!”
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November 7 is Notary Public Day! “We certify it!”
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September 14 is National Live Creative Day! “Imagine that!”
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September 13 is International Chocolate Day! “Milk it!”
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