Jokes
Jokes written by Neil Berliner
Jobs…
I’m so bored, I’m hoping that Jehovah’s Witnesses knock on my door so we can discuss their pamphlets.
I suffer from “A fib”. In layman’s terms, I told a lie.
I stole one of your jokes. Petty larceny.
My favorite director is M. Night Shameonhim. My second favorite actor is Edward James Almost.
January 21st
I took an antibiotic with my probiotic and now I don’t feel biotic at all.
Christmas
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