Jokes
Jokes written by Neil Berliner
I found my comedy gig calendar from 2003. It had only one entry, written on December 29th. It said, “Buy new calendar”.
Big deal about Aaron Judge. When I was twelve, I bought a lock for my bedroom door and did something 62 times in my room in just one month.
I asked a firefighter, “So what’s more important, the ladder or the hose?” He said, “The latter.”
Great news! You don’t have to listen carefully, because my menu options haven’t changed!
I know what a simile is but what’s a meta for?
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