Neil’s Jokes
I’m in a band. The Beatless.
To avoid skin cancer, I use SPF 3194. (That’s my address. I stay in the house.)
I’ve done stand up in three states: depressed, very depressed, and New Jersey.
How come when I front money for a project they call me a backer?
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You’re entitled to my opinion.
I’m the lightest I’ve been in a year… 154 down from 177. To the comedy world, I’ve always been a lightweight!
My punch lines use the element of surprise. Like, “Surprise, Neil! Nobody’s laughing!”
While I play my guitar, the AUDIENCE gently weeps!
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