Neil’s Jokes
So I know some guy who doesn’t have a podcast. No, really; I’m serious.
I’m gonna name my new comedy album, “My Balls”. So I can say “My Balls” drops soon. Pick up “My Balls” everywhere!
Twenty years ago my goal was to visit every MLB ballpark. Now my goal is to try every acid reflux medication.
I’m in a band. The Beatless.
To avoid skin cancer, I use SPF 3194. (That’s my address. I stay in the house.)
I’ve done stand up in three states: depressed, very depressed, and New Jersey.
How come when I front money for a project they call me a backer?
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The Comedy Cures Foundation
September 12 is National Day of Encouragement! “We know you can do it!”
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September 10 is National Iguana Awareness Day! “Especially if it’s in your hot tub!”
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September 9 is Hug Your Boss Day! “That’s a long reach if you still work from home!”
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September 8 is World Physical Therapy Day! “8-7-6… 5 more! You can do it!”
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