Neil’s Jokes
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And in Kenya: A fat New Yorker has won their marathon…again.
Sucks living in a nice neighborhood. They don’t just egg your house on Halloween, they avocado it.
I have a lot to live for. Two square acres in Bushwick.
My favorite NYC deli is Katz’s. Five minutes away in Chinatown, my favorite Chinese restaurant is Cats’s.
I thought a “relief pitcher” is what long haul truckers piss in.
Great news! You don’t have to listen carefully, because my menu options haven’t changed!
You can now find me on the website “Fiverr”. All my ex-girlfriends know exactly what I’m talking about!
I’m so upset. We were once so friendly, but then Casper ghosted me.
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